I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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