She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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