He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
where are my eyebrows?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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