I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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