yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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