She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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