Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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