What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
