It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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