I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize
