goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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