I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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