"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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