Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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