This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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