Your tits are I can't wait for
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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