Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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