who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
from now on my penis is your penis
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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