all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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