pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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