We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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