Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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