i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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