I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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