youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My feet surprised me
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