i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Randomize
