You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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