mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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