I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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