Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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