sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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