dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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