You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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