if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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