The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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