Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My bed smells like the plague
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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