none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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