no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If that was your dad, he is hot
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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