i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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