I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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