I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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