Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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