Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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