i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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