i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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