Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Less talking, more tequila
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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