Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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