Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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