They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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