why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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