If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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