I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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